Was staying at someone’s lake house and somehow I messed up all of their shampoos by rocking the foundation of the house (long story, basically cut a rope that tied it all together. Very hard to explain and it’s also not integral to the plot). This dude was super rich, and these were like the V5 shampoos or whatever that Walmart brand is, but I felt SO bad and felt like I had to replace them immediately. I got him some fancy glass dispensers and a bunch of different kinds of the men’s scents for that brand. Lined them up by color and displayed them all cute in his house. I then looked at a map for the first time ever apparently and found that Clinton lake stretches more than halfway across the country (how did we not notice before??)